I'm the first in the circle

[Eon]

well guys looks like i'm the first and here's my story

I met this girl last tuesday and it turned into on of the strangest pick ups I have ever done. To say I went cocky and funny on her was a bit of an understatement, I decided to see just how far I could push it. This was helped by her being quite happy to be cocky and funny right back at me. I gave her the nickname of stinky, pushed her and busted on her as best I could we even ended up kicking each other at one point. Everytime I felt I went to far though I pulled it back and was more friendly to, that was until she slapped me. I can't remember what I said to her, all I can remember was my respones of "Hey don't touch me, you haven't earnt the right to touch me yet"it was all I could think of at the time but it seemed to work. This carried on till the end of the evening when we went to get a taxi and again I said something to her I can't remember what it wsa but the end result was her storming off and one of my friends running after her (I should also point out that I think he was after her as well but he's not a pua and was after her in a total AFC way). I decided not to chase after her straight away thinking this was just a test and they'd be back in a minute. two minutes later they weren't back to I went after them and found her sitting on a bench with my friend. Now at this point she was slightly emotional and screaming "I fucking hate you" at me and she was convinced that I hated her, which I did not I should point out. After sitting on the bench for a few minutes she decided to get a lift home with one of her friends so we headed back to the club, with her the whole time shouting at me. Anyway back outside the club she continues to scream how much she hates me and that I hate her, by this time I'm thinking either this girl is insane or this is quite possibly the mother of all shit tests. I decide to treat it as a test and not go all AFC on and beg for forgiveness. I calmly point out to her that I don't hate her but she doesn't seem to notice. At this point my friend starts telling her that I don't hate her and what a great guy I am, which I thinking great free social proof and its not bragging if someone else is saying it. By this point she's starting to calm down but is still acting a little insane but at least now she's talking to me. She turns to me and says "You hate me, you've been horrible to me all night" I'm still treating this as a shit test so I reply with "Don't give me that bollocks you've been giving just as well as you've been getting so don't even try that shit on me. You are just as bad as me" At this point something strange happpend I sware that just for a fraction of a second a smile passes across her face and she leans forward and to give me a hug and say sorry. Shit test passed!!! By this point her friend had turned up to give her a lift and just as she was getting in the car she tried to stick her tongue down my throat which I quickly pulled away from cos I didn't wanna piss my friend off. And then the car pulled away and yes guys I didn't get her phone number but thats what myspace was invented for and a quick friends request I had her on the net and we spent the next few days swapping emails.

And now for the date

To begin with I should point out that my parents are away on holiday and due back tomorrow so the house is in a bit of a state and needs to be cleaned. During our emails I suggested to her she should come round and help me clean not thinking for one minute that she'd agree, only thing is she did! So I spent saturday and sunday morning cleaning like crazy so it'd be all done by the time she gets here cos I can think of better things to do with a girl than clean. I meet her at the train station at half three and we head back to mine. Back at mine we have a drink in the kitchen and chat about the usual rapport build sruff like pets, films and other stuff I continue with the cocky and funny but not as much as last time. We move into the living room and sit on the sofa within minutes shes got her arms and legs wrapped round me. Game on! A few minutes of chatting and a bit more kino escalation and we're kissing. I tease her and try to build some anticipation by stopping kissing her even though she's asking me to continue and before I know it her hand is on my crotch. Anyway I'm sure you don't want to know all the gory details but three hours later she left my house smilling and I'm seeing her tuesday.

So thats it my field report and the stylelife challenge is complete, for me anyway. So for all you guys out there still doing it I wish you the best of luck and have fun

[rocksteady]

Totally great shit!

But too bad.... I feel sad that women need to be treated in that way in order to score them.

Truth be told... I lose a little respect when they play into my game and I just fuck em and chuck em.

TRUTH be told..... I actually want to be a totally loving dude without using the game.... but you usually end up hurt if you do that... . Fuck.

It's just a sad truth.

But hey, you get props for what you did. Awesome.

[Eon]

Ok she's clingy, needy and insecure the signs were there but I ignored them, don't ask me why. The first time after we have sex she asks me "Do you think you could ever love me" She tells me she falls for people really easily and she keeps asking me "Am I only using her for sex?" Which I wasn't by the way, by yesterday I couldn't even be bothered to sleep with the girl

Yesterday (a week and a half after our first date) she decided now would be a good time to tell me that she loves me. At this point I started looking around for the nearest set of hills so I could start running for them, but before I could she asked if I loved her back. I tried to point out that i'd only known her a week and a half and that was a bit soon. She was not happy, but luckerly before this conversation could continue we were supposed to go meet a friend to go see the new superman film (cool film by the way). By the time we got back I'd already decided it was over I just had to tell her

Ok we're in bed and she's a sleep next to me and I'm trying to hatch a plan. My first thought is to dump her by text. Yes I know the cowards way, but still I've haven't even known her two weeks, you can still dump someone that early on by text can't you? I decide against this cos its not nice so I'm thinking I'll go to hers this weekend, so at least I can tell her and leave, nice and clean. But I can't be bothered to spend £7 catching a bus and train and then walking twenty minutes to her house and then come all the way back. So I decide to tell her in the morning.

Ok heres the plan I'll wait for her to get dressed and she's ready to leave and then I'll tell her, she can't stay cos she got to go to work so she can't hang around crying and it can't get to messy. Normally after a week and a half I wouldn't be to bothered about it turning messy but by now I'm convinced she's mental. Right so what do I tell her. I'm gonna stick with the tried and tested break up routine "its not you its me" "we're both want different things" "Ijust dont think its going to work"

So thats the plan, but like all good plans it soon goes out the window, cos when she wakes up she says "so where does this leave us" Bugger she's not dressed asnd its gonna take ages to get rid of her. I decide to stick to my tattered plan and start spouting cliches at her. Then she starts crying, oh good! Then she stops crying, Oh good!! Then she tells me she hates me and locks herself in the bathroom and starts crying again, Oh bugger!! After about ten minutes she comes back out the bathroom and she seems to have changed tactics, from hating me to crying and saying how do I know its not gonna work out and begging me to give her a chance. Trust me I know its not gonna work, you're a psycho, though I don't actually tell her this. This goes on for about half an hour and every time I see a bus go pass my house I'm thinking shit thats another 15 minutes till there's another one and I'm gonna have to put up with her. Anyway an hour after I've told her she's finallt dressed and heading to the bus stop and I'm thinking please for the love of God let the bus come soon. I think God likes me cos 30 seconds after we get to the bus stop the bus arrives and she's gone. Thank God!!!!!

So thats my story and the one thing I've learnt is if a girl is insecure just run, don't look back, just run as fast as you can.

[Eon]

Ok she keeps texting me and wanting to call me just for a chat cos she just wants to be friends, but according to a mutual friend keeps crying about me. Christ we only went out for a week and half and I dumped her two weeks ago. I wanna go on MSN and chat to this other girl I've met but I don't wanna go on there in case she's on there and I have to talk to her. Bugger!!!!

As the saying goes with great power comes great responsibilty, use it wisely my friends and avoid the crazy ones

[Winterbottom]

Riveting story. I had a good chuckle at the Spiderman quote.