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saphyism
07-06-2006, 01:50 AM
You-"Can I ask you for your female opinion on something?"

Her/Them-"Uh, yeah, sure, what is it?"

You-"If you were in a man's role (you had to approach women) and you saw someone you thought you might like to get to know but you had to find out if they had a sense of humour and at least a vibrant personality and not just another made up face in a crowd of pretty people. How would you do it? How would you approach this person?

Her/Them-"Well, I would just go up and tell that woman just how beautiful I thought she was and that I had to get to know her."

You-"Cummon, is that the best pickup line you can come up with? Isn't that what guys get punished for, those kinds of lines and cheap cologne? How would a woman think/feel about you when you do that, honestly? (Her/There answer will give you a Deep and Penetrating look into the personality of the person who answers)

Her/Them-"Well they should feel honored and flattered that I approached them"

You-"Remind me not to take you with me to pick up girls, Ha Ha"

OR

Her/Them-"Well I wouldn't fall for that and I can't tell you the true answer, cause that would be telling you our secrets, hehehe"

You-"I am REeeAAALLY bad at this so help me out(Play Dumb so they know you are playing dumb, you can communicate alot here with this). You think you could spark someone's interest/pick up a chick? Honestly, what would you say to a woman who probably has seen it all, and heard it all, and it was someone who you thought just might be shallow enough to look skin deep? But you had to find out for sure. (Just a joke, you can continue having fun with this line of questioning to get a great lesson and great convo. or you could have a great time with something else. Either way just open---Yourself.

UncleBernhard
07-06-2006, 02:13 AM
Good one. Thanks for the idea.

I will shamelessly steal it from you and not give you any credit for it.

ApauXe
07-06-2006, 03:14 AM
Smooth opener :)

MrVince
07-06-2006, 03:34 AM
nice, i like the neg at the end.

i would shave down your explanation to the essentials. this is something i see over and over and at least for me, it seems "bad" or doesnt fit my personality: the beginning sounds long-winded. cut it down to the bare essentials.

"If you were a guy, how would you go about approaching a girl you want to meet?"

you still get a quality point from me for the very funny "i'm not taking you with me to pick up girls" bit. love it.

Streetwisekeen
07-29-2006, 12:54 AM
Sounds really good the only thing I can find that it needs strengthening in is that she will think or assume you are hitting on her and turn her BS shields up.