testicular torsion opener

[vinceee]

i was thinking about this when reading "the game" and my brother injuered himself with this motherfu**** hurting injury. just for info. if you get a testicular torsion, your balls are getting kinda twisted. it has to be operated and you have a big scar on your balls. ok now the opener.
you are in a club or a bar or anything. you are talking in a group of your friends, then you go over to some girls.

me: we are just discussing about an issue and i need the opinion of some girls.

she: ok what is it?

me: a friend of us had an accident. he has a testicular torsion and he had to be operated and now he has a big scar on his ballocks. the other guys are saying every girl is now running out of the bedroom if she sees it, but i say feelings are bigger and it won´t be important for her. so what do you think?

i mean it is so great. everybody has to laugh about this kind of injury and you are directly from nothing in a kind of sex-talk.

i am interested in your opinions. my brother doesn´t like this opener by the way :D

greets,

vinceee

please excuse my bad english...<P>[Edited by vinceee on 07/06/06 02:34 AM]<P>

[UncleBernhard]

Gross topics always good. Great!

Make it even more bloddy.

[akira]

I think it would be more of a turnoff IMO. You might go for something a little lighter. Most girls probably wouldn't want to hear about your brothers balls. haha

[Bowers]

I think this is halarious. The verbage could probably be touched up but definitely worth running a few times. I think it's funny but I am a guy.

I think it gets points for unique and interesting, but girls may associate that with you.

Only one way to find out. I would like to hear how it goes.