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jugheadjones
07-06-2006, 03:45 AM
1. single set

hey this is going to sound SUPER GAY...

but do you have super powers or something? i mean not many girls would have the balls to do what your doing, like your standing here all by yourself either your incredibly confident or a desperate housewife looking for some action

awesome... no seriously if you could have any super power you wanted, what would it be?

2. two set, two girls

HEY GUYS this is going to sound SUPER GAY...

but if your best friend was dating a jerk and they were talking about getting married soon, what would you do to try and split them up? ok check this out my brother has been dating this girl and even though she's incredibly hot i think she is a total bitch, i mean she is always spending all of his money, treating him like crap and whenever she's around me she's always pointing her nose up towards the ceiling, with her arms crossed and her back turned towards me like she's better than me or something (look up, cross arms and turn back towards target)

3. two set, one girl, one guy

HEY GUYS this is going to sound SUPER GAY...

but you look like such a cute couple, are you together or is she your wingman?

awesome, you know this guy is hot, you should propose to him right now before one of these other girls steals him away from you

or

awesome, well she's not doing a very good job is she? i mean your standing here and all of the hot girls are over there, seriously man, your a good looking guy and your so money... she's just holding you back... scaring all of the hotties away from you

-jj- www.sargeclub.com

chickcrackguru
07-06-2006, 05:12 AM
why the neg to yourself i.e. sound SUPER GAY, why not can i ask you guys a question?

jugheadjones
07-06-2006, 09:00 AM
thanks, depends on tonality, i tend to say it out really loud to get their attention, after that whatever i say they will listen to me, have field tested it plenty of times

variations might be...

HEY GUYS this is going to sound...
... FUCKING WEIRD
... PRETTY MESSED UP
... SCARY AS SHIT

i like to use hi energy words that grab peoples attention including swear words

i don't open with a question because fuck them i don't really care what they think, i don't really need their opinion

-jj- www.sargeclub.com