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Approach her, do a little obi-wan-like move with your hand and say
"You want to talk to me."
If she reacts positively, look suprised and say:
"Gosh...this really works!"
nomatrix
07-06-2006, 04:20 AM
<QUOTE>Posted by NKA:<BR>Approach her, do a little obi-wan-like move with your hand and say
"You want to talk to me."
If she reacts positively, look suprised and say:
"Gosh...this really works!"</QUOTE>
rofl... nice one
MrVince
07-06-2006, 04:29 AM
its funny but lots of girls may not actually make the connection and there is no recovery here.
<QUOTE>Posted by MrVince:<BR>its funny but lots of girls may not actually make the connection and there is no recovery here.</QUOTE>
If she reacts negatively or doesnt get it, you could impersonate Yoda repeat the move with the hand and say:
"Talk to me, you must."
If she still reacts negatively or still doesnt get it, look angry and say:
"Well, I gonna sue Lucasfilms for this...."
If it still doesnt work...well...sometimes you fail...<P>[Edited by NKA on 07/06/06 05:21 AM]<P>
evilikea
07-06-2006, 05:18 AM
<QUOTE>
If she reacts negatively or doesnt get it, you could impersonate Yoda repeat the move with the hand an say:
"Talk to me, you must."
If she still reacts negatively or still doesnt get it, look angry an say:
"Well, I gonna sue Lucasfilms for this...."</QUOTE>I think you may come off as really geeky with this opener. Not very many women that I know that really like Star Wars and SW-fans has a geeky stamp on them. I would not use this opener, but it's cool. I liked it a lot...
<QUOTE>Posted by evilikea:<BR><QUOTE>
If she reacts negatively or doesnt get it, you could impersonate Yoda repeat the move with the hand an say:
"Talk to me, you must."
If she still reacts negatively or still doesnt get it, look angry an say:
"Well, I gonna sue Lucasfilms for this...."</QUOTE>I think you may come off as really geeky with this opener. Not very many women that I know that really like Star Wars and SW-fans has a geeky stamp on them. I would not use this opener, but it's cool. I liked it a lot...</QUOTE>
Well, over here in Germany its not so geeky to be a SW-fan.
Must be an US thing...
If you impersonate Yoda, the trick is to do it really good.
Learnig to impersonate voices is helpfull in general.
This way you can always use it in a funny conversation when you got your hook on her.
Loki0822
07-08-2006, 03:50 AM
I will definitely be using this, it will make me laugh anyway, and put me in a good state.
Good work,
Loki
<QUOTE>Posted by Loki0822:<BR>I will definitely be using this, it will make me laugh anyway, and put me in a good state.
Good work,
Loki</QUOTE>
Fine.
But please tell me the results, okay ?
birdwatcher80
07-08-2006, 03:37 PM
I read this one website, they they talked about using the Jedi-mindtrick on cops when they pulled you over.
When a cop comes up to your car and asks to see your drivers license, wave your hand and say "you dont need to see his identification."
The cop will ask again then say "these arent the droids your looking for, you can go about your business. Move along"
I am sure no one will do this, but it would be funny as hell.
I wish I had the guts to do the Jedi mindtrick on a cop.
:-D
Sometimes I use it on buddies....
"You want to roll a spliff."
And it even works most of the time !
:-D
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